Exit Fate: Meiko's Interviews

Klaus

Meiko: Today I'm meeting with Klaus von Lichtenheim, distinguished member of a noble feline family. Welcome, Sir Lichtenheim. It's very interesting to be able to speak to you. I was previously unaware that there was such a thing as nobility among cats.

Klaus: Yes, I've certainly noticed you humans aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer. Completely oblivious to what's happening around you. My family has been among the most respected in catkind for generations.

Meiko: Is it very uncommon for cats to speak?

Klaus: Uncommon? What a ridiculous question. Every cat can speak. It's just that most of us don't feel the urge to learn your crude human language.

Meiko: I... see. There's something else I've been wondering about, though. What about dogs? Are they also as intelligent as you?

Klaus: Dogs? Please. That's a grave insult. They may serve some purpose as mere labourers, but they lack any sort of refinement. I'm frankly appalled you would even ask such a question. Do you wish to offend me any further or can I take my leave now?