Meiko: Today I'm speaking with our very own army musician, Teej. Welcome, Teej.
Teej: Hey, it's great to be here. Uh, this first song is called 'Life is Pain'...
Meiko: Hold on a minute, this is an interview, not a live performance.
Teej: ...Huh? But this song, it's the voice of my soul. This is me, you see? You listen to the lyrics, that's like... an interview too, or something.
Meiko: I'm sure it is, but for this interview I'd like to talk to you normally. Besides, I can't even make out the words you sing.
Teej: Wha-? That's not cool, okay? You're breaking my heart, girl.
Meiko: You misunderstand me. I'm sure your music is great, but I want to talk to you here.